READ THESE!!!

READ ME.

THEN EAT ME SO'S OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO BUY THEIR OWN COPY ASWE-

I think I just got possesed by the spirit of the insane salesman.

BUY IT.

READ IT.

FOLLOW THIS LINK: Free Awesome eBook!

I have decided, principally for procrastination purposes (ALLITERATION FIVE!?), to start drawing a graphic novel of Skulduggery Pleasant, which we all know, is AWESOME. I have approximately five panels done, which is about, in my drawing, and cause Mr Landy is not stingy on the descriptive words, is about two pages, which is a LOT for a graphic novel.

Once I get into the dialogue though, I'm screwed.

I'm also CHEATING, slightly, because instead of like, DRAWING the extended family no one likes, ('cept me, I think, cause they're HILARIOUS)being... themselves, I guess, I just drawed them in one panel and made them look MEAN.

I'mma hope I don't get sued, and post up the first page on my dA soon, or mebbe make a WHOLE NEW dA for it...

But check out http://naowm.deviantart.com/ anyway, cause some of ma stuff is up there.

Bye for now, I'mma play pokemon!

The Girlyness Test

What you have:
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use (From Christmas...)
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets


Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[x ] Have had a hair color that is not naturally yours (I was pink haired for like a week when I was seven...)
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"



Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[x] Glitter (SPARKLEY!)
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[X] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses
Total So Far: 6

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[X] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale




[ ] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[ ] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous
[ ] Like


Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com



Do you love these:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girl
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway (DON'T JUDGE ME!!! Theres nothing else wrong and it's almost always interesting)
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[x] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
[ ] Drop Dead Dive

I am 16% girly...

Oh joy, I should just go grow a penis.

SLEEP SHEEP

All 699 names I copy pasted (from the name suggestion on Derek Landy's blog) because...

Dunno really.

Molly Lizzy Ezmerelda Janna Maggie Valkyrie Kallista Nia Niya Lily Lyndsey Alyssa Alice Rowan Jess Emily Tia Emma Sydney Rowan Riley Skulduggery Michelle Tanith Alicia Jade Autumn Jackie Penelope Annie Samantha Morgan Mellisa Asmira Ginevra Juliet Kate Johanna Johanna Lirael Arthur Sophie Olivia Jessica Stephanie Lauren Jenifer Roma Vala Rala Ethel Edward Ellie Eliana Sally Lucy Oatmeal Hetalia Emily Donna Martha Rose Karen Catherine Amanda Helena Emma Hermione Venus Mercury Athena Aphrodite March Aaliyah Abbie Abigail Abril Acacia Ada Adah Adelaide Adine Adrian Adriana Agatha Agnes Aileen Aimee Aine Airlia Aisha Aislin Aja Akasha Alaina Alani Alanna Alberta Alda Alecia Alejandra Aleta Alex Alexa Alexandra Alexia Alexis Alfreda Alina Alisa Alisha Aliya Aliza Allison Allegra Alma Almeta Almira Aloysia Althea Alvina Alvita Alysia Amanda Amani Amara Amaris Amaryllis Amaya Amber Ambrosine Amelia Amity Amorette Amorita Zabrina Zada Zafina Zafirah Zahar Zahra Zaira Zakia Zalika Zaltana Zana Zandra Zanthe Zara Zaria Zarifa Zasha Zawati Zayit Zaynah Zelda Zelene Zella Zelma Zemirah Zena Zenda Zena Zenobia Zera Zerdali Zerlina Zerrin Zetta Zhen Zigana Zilla Zilya Zimra Zinnia Zita Zoe Zofia Zoey Zora Zulema Yachne Yadira Yaffa Yakira Yalena Yamilet Yamin Yamka Yanaba Yang Yarkona Yasmeen Yasmine Yazmin Yei Yelena Yemina Yoko Yolanda Yuliana Yvette Yvonne Xandra Xanthe Xanthia Xara Xavia Xaviera Xena Xenia Xiang Ximena Xiomara Xiu Xuan Xyla Xylia Wanda Wednesday Wenda Wenona Whitney Whitley Wilda Wilhelmina Wilhelmine Willa Willow Wilma Wilona Winifred Winn Winnifred Winona Winter Wynne Val Valda Valeda Valencia Valentina Valeria Valerie Valora Valorie Vanessa Vania Vara Vashti Veda Vedette Veleda Venitia Vera Verda Veronica Veronika Vickie Victoria Vidette Viktoria Violet Violeta Virginia Vita Vivian Voletta Udele Ula Ulani Ulima Ulrica Ultima Ululani Ulva Uma Umay Umeko Una Undine Unity Unna Urbana Urit Ursa Ursala Ursula Usha Uta Tabitha Talia Tamara Tammy Tanesha Tanika Tanis Tanya Tara Tasha Tasia Tatum Tayla Tea Templa Tenisha Teresa Tertia Tess Thadine Thalia Thea Thelma Theodora Theola Theresa Thirza Thomasina Tiffani Tiffany Tilda Timothea Tina Toinette Tonia Tori Tracy Tressa Tricia Trina Trisha Trista Trixie Tuesday Tyne Sabra Sabrina Sacha Sachi Sadie Sahara Sakura Salena Salina Sally Salome Sam Samantha Samara Samira ArabicSamuela Sandi Sandra Sapphire Sarah Sarina Sarita Sasha Savana Scarlet Selena Selene Selima Selina Selma Septima Seraphine Serena Shakira Shana Shannon Shantel Shara Sharon Sharonda Sheba Sheila Sheri Sheryl Shira Shirley Sibley Sibyl Sidra Sierra Silver Silvia Simona Sinead Siobhan Sirena Sofie Suri Rachel Raegan Raina Ramona Rania Raphaela Raquel Rashida Reanna Rebeca Rebecca Regina Renata Renita Reseda Rhea Rhoda Ria Rianna Riva Roberta Rochelle Roderica Romilda Rosa Rosabel Rosalba Rosalia Rose Rosalind Rosanne Rosemary Rowena Roxanne Ruby Ruth Qadira Qamra Quanika Quartilla Qubilah Queen Queenie Quenby Querida Questa Quin Quinella Quintana Quintessa Quintina Quiterie Page Paloma Pamela Pansy Panthea Paola Pat Patience Patrice Patricia Paula Paulina Pauline Pearl Peggy Penelope Penny Perla Persis Petra Petrina Philana Philomena Phoebe Phyllis Piper Porscha Porsche Primavera Primrose Priscilla Priya Prunella Oceana Octavia Odalis Odelette Odelia Odetta Odette Oksana Olethea Olga Olivia Olympia Opal Ophelia Oprah Ora Oralie Oriana Oribel Oriel Orin Orla Orlena Orva Nadia Nadine Nancy Naomi Narda Natalie Nathalie Nathania Natica Neda Nell Neoma Nerissa Nessa Nevada Neve Nichole Nicolette Nicole Niki Nikita Nima Nina Noelle Noleta Nona Nora Norma Nouvel Nova NydiaMabel Macey Madison Maegan Magdalena Magdalene Magen Maggie Mahalia Mai Maisie Makena Makenzie Malaya Malika Mallorie Mallory Malva Manda Mandy Mara Marcella Marci Margaret Margarita Margie Maria Mariah Mariana Maribel Maricela Marina Marjorie Marla Marnia Marissa Marsha Martha Martina Marvela Mary Matilda Maureen Mavis Maxine Megan Melanie Melinda Melissa Melita Melodia Melody Melvina Mercy Ella Lacey Laila Lakeesha Lana Lani Lara Larina Larissa Latifah Latisha Laura Layla Leah Leanne Lea Leandra Leia Leilani Lemuela Lena Lenita Leonie Leonora Leslie Lesly Leticia Lexine Liana Lila Lillian Lilybell Linda Linden Linette Lindsay Lisa Livia Lizzie Lola Lucy, Robyn, Nadine, Matilda Tilly Tillie Chloe, Wren, Alana, Caoimhe Keeva, Pandora Adeline, Lucy, Aquira, Naomi, Kaeldra Hayley, Ashley, Charity Mallory Jessica Sierra Haylee Kara Caroline Sarah, Valerie, Kelly, Alexandria Brenda Cassandra Aqua Hazel Brianna Jane Mary Susan Nicole Maia Taylor Michele Keely Bianca, Eleanor Angela Bernadette Niamh Aislinn Elizabeth Ashlyn Aisling Fish Celeste Muirenn Ayesha Amelia Jodie Aofie Ariel Julia Angel AbigailCathrine Holly Lily Madeline Rebecca Annabelle Bridget Ariadne Natasha, Monica Larissa

And mine... which I can't find.

Yet.

But I will.

One day.

Or make a new list, whatever.

Anyway... I kinda hate Skulgirl right now, but it'll pass... hopefully.

Okay... I'll just make my list down here, well what I can remember anyway.

Pauline, Robyn, Sinead, Louise, Inez, Orla, Mae, Genvieve, Aine, Alice, Flynn...

710.

Can't remember any more.... can't even remember if I had anymore... Oh well...

My eyes burn... BYE!

I made a rant.

Or more so I will make a rant. I have begun to rant.

Why? Because my babblings deserve their own special place in the universe, as opposed to me monopolizing Derek Landy posty places with my rambling.

Also I can say whatever I want here and no one'll care, because no body reads this anyway, even though I have one follower. But he doesn't count. (SHOUT OUT TO ONE JIMMY THE MAID OF HONOUR!) Now. All better.

I think I will learn the African Drummy things, because Matthew has to give free lessons to someone for some reason. But I am terrible at the instrument I do play...

Ahh! Study! Mocks!

This rant was not nearly long enough...

Love,

Cluainn Fhada.