Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use (From Christmas...)
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[x ] Have had a hair color that is not naturally yours (I was pink haired for like a week when I was seven...)
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[x] Glitter (SPARKLEY!)
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses
Total So Far: 6
Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
[ ] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[ ] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous
[ ] Like
Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Do you love these:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girl
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway (DON'T JUDGE ME!!! Theres nothing else wrong and it's almost always interesting)
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[x] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
[ ] Drop Dead Dive
Monday, March 14, 2011
All 699 names I copy pasted (from the name suggestion on Derek Landy's blog) because...
Molly Lizzy Ezmerelda Janna Maggie Valkyrie Kallista Nia Niya Lily Lyndsey Alyssa Alice Rowan Jess Emily Tia Emma Sydney Rowan Riley Skulduggery Michelle Tanith Alicia Jade Autumn Jackie Penelope Annie Samantha Morgan Mellisa Asmira Ginevra Juliet Kate Johanna Johanna Lirael Arthur Sophie Olivia Jessica Stephanie Lauren Jenifer Roma Vala Rala Ethel Edward Ellie Eliana Sally Lucy Oatmeal Hetalia Emily Donna Martha Rose Karen Catherine Amanda Helena Emma Hermione Venus Mercury Athena Aphrodite March Aaliyah Abbie Abigail Abril Acacia Ada Adah Adelaide Adine Adrian Adriana Agatha Agnes Aileen Aimee Aine Airlia Aisha Aislin Aja Akasha Alaina Alani Alanna Alberta Alda Alecia Alejandra Aleta Alex Alexa Alexandra Alexia Alexis Alfreda Alina Alisa Alisha Aliya Aliza Allison Allegra Alma Almeta Almira Aloysia Althea Alvina Alvita Alysia Amanda Amani Amara Amaris Amaryllis Amaya Amber Ambrosine Amelia Amity Amorette Amorita Zabrina Zada Zafina Zafirah Zahar Zahra Zaira Zakia Zalika Zaltana Zana Zandra Zanthe Zara Zaria Zarifa Zasha Zawati Zayit Zaynah Zelda Zelene Zella Zelma Zemirah Zena Zenda Zena Zenobia Zera Zerdali Zerlina Zerrin Zetta Zhen Zigana Zilla Zilya Zimra Zinnia Zita Zoe Zofia Zoey Zora Zulema Yachne Yadira Yaffa Yakira Yalena Yamilet Yamin Yamka Yanaba Yang Yarkona Yasmeen Yasmine Yazmin Yei Yelena Yemina Yoko Yolanda Yuliana Yvette Yvonne Xandra Xanthe Xanthia Xara Xavia Xaviera Xena Xenia Xiang Ximena Xiomara Xiu Xuan Xyla Xylia Wanda Wednesday Wenda Wenona Whitney Whitley Wilda Wilhelmina Wilhelmine Willa Willow Wilma Wilona Winifred Winn Winnifred Winona Winter Wynne Val Valda Valeda Valencia Valentina Valeria Valerie Valora Valorie Vanessa Vania Vara Vashti Veda Vedette Veleda Venitia Vera Verda Veronica Veronika Vickie Victoria Vidette Viktoria Violet Violeta Virginia Vita Vivian Voletta Udele Ula Ulani Ulima Ulrica Ultima Ululani Ulva Uma Umay Umeko Una Undine Unity Unna Urbana Urit Ursa Ursala Ursula Usha Uta Tabitha Talia Tamara Tammy Tanesha Tanika Tanis Tanya Tara Tasha Tasia Tatum Tayla Tea Templa Tenisha Teresa Tertia Tess Thadine Thalia Thea Thelma Theodora Theola Theresa Thirza Thomasina Tiffani Tiffany Tilda Timothea Tina Toinette Tonia Tori Tracy Tressa Tricia Trina Trisha Trista Trixie Tuesday Tyne Sabra Sabrina Sacha Sachi Sadie Sahara Sakura Salena Salina Sally Salome Sam Samantha Samara Samira ArabicSamuela Sandi Sandra Sapphire Sarah Sarina Sarita Sasha Savana Scarlet Selena Selene Selima Selina Selma Septima Seraphine Serena Shakira Shana Shannon Shantel Shara Sharon Sharonda Sheba Sheila Sheri Sheryl Shira Shirley Sibley Sibyl Sidra Sierra Silver Silvia Simona Sinead Siobhan Sirena Sofie Suri Rachel Raegan Raina Ramona Rania Raphaela Raquel Rashida Reanna Rebeca Rebecca Regina Renata Renita Reseda Rhea Rhoda Ria Rianna Riva Roberta Rochelle Roderica Romilda Rosa Rosabel Rosalba Rosalia Rose Rosalind Rosanne Rosemary Rowena Roxanne Ruby Ruth Qadira Qamra Quanika Quartilla Qubilah Queen Queenie Quenby Querida Questa Quin Quinella Quintana Quintessa Quintina Quiterie Page Paloma Pamela Pansy Panthea Paola Pat Patience Patrice Patricia Paula Paulina Pauline Pearl Peggy Penelope Penny Perla Persis Petra Petrina Philana Philomena Phoebe Phyllis Piper Porscha Porsche Primavera Primrose Priscilla Priya Prunella Oceana Octavia Odalis Odelette Odelia Odetta Odette Oksana Olethea Olga Olivia Olympia Opal Ophelia Oprah Ora Oralie Oriana Oribel Oriel Orin Orla Orlena Orva Nadia Nadine Nancy Naomi Narda Natalie Nathalie Nathania Natica Neda Nell Neoma Nerissa Nessa Nevada Neve Nichole Nicolette Nicole Niki Nikita Nima Nina Noelle Noleta Nona Nora Norma Nouvel Nova NydiaMabel Macey Madison Maegan Magdalena Magdalene Magen Maggie Mahalia Mai Maisie Makena Makenzie Malaya Malika Mallorie Mallory Malva Manda Mandy Mara Marcella Marci Margaret Margarita Margie Maria Mariah Mariana Maribel Maricela Marina Marjorie Marla Marnia Marissa Marsha Martha Martina Marvela Mary Matilda Maureen Mavis Maxine Megan Melanie Melinda Melissa Melita Melodia Melody Melvina Mercy Ella Lacey Laila Lakeesha Lana Lani Lara Larina Larissa Latifah Latisha Laura Layla Leah Leanne Lea Leandra Leia Leilani Lemuela Lena Lenita Leonie Leonora Leslie Lesly Leticia Lexine Liana Lila Lillian Lilybell Linda Linden Linette Lindsay Lisa Livia Lizzie Lola Lucy, Robyn, Nadine, Matilda Tilly Tillie Chloe, Wren, Alana, Caoimhe Keeva, Pandora Adeline, Lucy, Aquira, Naomi, Kaeldra Hayley, Ashley, Charity Mallory Jessica Sierra Haylee Kara Caroline Sarah, Valerie, Kelly, Alexandria Brenda Cassandra Aqua Hazel Brianna Jane Mary Susan Nicole Maia Taylor Michele Keely Bianca, Eleanor Angela Bernadette Niamh Aislinn Elizabeth Ashlyn Aisling Fish Celeste Muirenn Ayesha Amelia Jodie Aofie Ariel Julia Angel AbigailCathrine Holly Lily Madeline Rebecca Annabelle Bridget Ariadne Natasha, Monica Larissa
And mine... which I can't find.
But I will.
Or make a new list, whatever.
Anyway... I kinda hate Skulgirl right now, but it'll pass... hopefully.
Okay... I'll just make my list down here, well what I can remember anyway.
Pauline, Robyn, Sinead, Louise, Inez, Orla, Mae, Genvieve, Aine, Alice, Flynn...
Can't remember any more.... can't even remember if I had anymore... Oh well...
My eyes burn... BYE!
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Friday, December 24, 2010
–I wish I’d listened. I mean, it doesn’t matter now, it won’t change anything. But it would’ve been nice to know. It would’ve been nice for all of us to know why we were chased. Why we’re in hiding now.
We were all in that huge toy shop in town.
-The one beside the shopping centre?
-Yeah, that one. I can’t remember-oh wait, it was someone’s birthday, I can’t remember whose, but we wanted to get them a present. An amazing one.
-I think it was the crazy guy who lived next door
-He didn’t live there then
-Guess it wasn’t him then
-Anyway, I’m telling the story. We were all in the toy shop at the back cause we’d found this eight ball-
-I remember that! It kept saying I was a man.
-I’d forgotten that. Anyway these men came in. I’d no idea who they were. I’ve still got no idea who they were. We stopped mid-laugh, remember? Because the eight ball just said that-
-We were all transvestites. That was funny.
-It was, wasn’t it? We looked up, because we could hear them. They looked like television bodyguards; huge, muscly and in suits that just aren’t practical. We were just a couple of teenagers.
-And then one of them pulled a gun-I can’t remember what it was- and you said-
-It was a Magnum .44. I googled it, afterwards.
-Oh, cool. Anyway, you said-
-I’m telling the story! Anyway, I said
-And then someone beside you, who was it?
-It was him, he said-
-Anyway, he said-
-That’s a gun. They’re pointing an effing gun at us.
-Only, he didn’t say effing, did he?
-He most certainly did not. Anyway’ the three other guys drew their guns and the main man said
-You could’ve prevented this happening, you know. You didn’t have to do it
-And then you said, really quietly, with you’re voice all shaky, staring at the gun, you said
-He just went
-Don’t act innocent with me. You know what you did, now it’s time to pay for it
-Then there was this click, it was the loudest click ever because we were all so quiet, and you-
-I threw the eight ball as hard as I could as fast as I could and yelled
-And then we split up.
-I climbed the shelf really quickly and lay down on the top so they couldn’t get me before pelting them with stuff up there. That’s when I saw there were five more of them, against the four of us.
-I ran to the big toys section, you know, slides, pool tables and I grabbed a hockey stick. I hid behind the DVD’s and games, and one of them sprinted around the corner, and I hoped my swing was as good as I hoped my swing was. He went down like a sack of bricks.
-I only saw were he went; down the Barbie aisle. Good thing he did karate. He managed to floor one while I climbed down.
-Where are the girls?
-I didn’t know
-She held her own you know, she knocked out one with a collapsible scooter and another with a pogo stick. And then she asked me
-What’s happening? We didn’t do anything.
-She never told me that; about the scooter and the pogo stick. How many is that
-There were two left.
-When you found us, we were cornered. They had their guns pointed at us and were shouting,
-Where is it?
-Only we didn’t know what it was
-He was saying
-Where is the-
- When I smashed a… what was it again?
-I can’t remember-no it was a toy robot. It said
- Once you’d hit him.
-And he smashed his thumb into the base of the other guy’s thick neck, some nerve cluster thing. Then we ran outside.
Lucky he had his penknife to slash the tires of the only vehicle in the place.
-Luck had nothing to do with it. He never goes anywhere without some kind of knife.
-You make an excellent point. But anyway, then we legged it.
-Two years of hiding out in abandoned and roofless buildings later, we’re here.
-In an abandoned and roofless building.
You know, if I’d waited a second longer, I’d have found out what we did, and maybe we wouldn’t be here, reminiscing whilst on watch.
-Maybe we’d be at home-
-In our beds-
-That’d be nice, wouldn’t it?
-It actually would.
-Did you here that?
-That noise. What was it?
-It can’t be? Can it?
-I hope not. Wake the others, we’re leaving.
-You aren’t going anywhere.
Monday, November 8, 2010
If you are ready this you must either
A) Find my infrequent babblings hilarious
B)Be Sad and Lonely, hence the title
I can't write a blog. I should be off studying, but to fill some space
That is all.
Sucks to be you.